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Location: England
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:37 pm Post subject: Christmas cracker jokes |
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ONE:
A boy called Gary was talking to his friend Fred.
Gary:"When we were at the seaside, a crab bit one of my Dad's toes."
Fred:"Which one?"
Gary:"I don't know. All crabs look the same to me."
TWO:
Man:"Waiter, will my beefburger be long?"
Waiter:"I expect it will be round, sir."
THREE:
Car salesman: "This car had one careful owner, sir."
Buyer: "But, it's covered with dents and scratches."
Car salesman: "I'm afraid the other owners weren't so careful."
FOUR:
Peter: "Mum, I'm too tired to do my homework."
Mum: "Don't be silly: hard work never killed anyone yet."
Peter: "But why should I risk being the first?" |
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