saffron
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 2860
Location: Orange, Calf. USA
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| Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject: Dumb People |
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Dumb Texans
On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.
"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.
"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"
"Only two weeks."
"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"
"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."
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