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*Two women meet in the afterlife:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching
TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down
into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became
so exhausted that I just neeled over with a heart attack and died.
*

*1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer.........................we'd both
still be alive*!