Your Egypt

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The Egyptian hell.

A Man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then theGerman devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day." The man doesnot
like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the American hell, as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that there is a long line of
people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Egyptian devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells - why are there so many peoplewaiting to get in?"
The answer goes: "Because maintenance is so bad, the electric chair does
not work, Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, the devil is a
former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes
to have coffee..."