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[Hedgehog]

I had an appointment the other day
I went to see a neurologist
The end of my toe was feeling numb
And I wanted to get it fixed.

I was waiting at reception
The girl looked me up and down
She wrote something in her diary
And gave me a little frown.

She ushered me in and told me to sit
She said he won't be long
He's with another patient
So just remove your thongs.

When he came into the office
I gave a little start
He looked a lot like Tom Cruise
I felt the beating of my heart.

He said, come over here, remove your top
And sit upon the table
I looked down at my toe and thought
For this I might be able!

And then he got the feathers out
And ran them down my arms
Across my belly, up the sides
And then across my charms.

I said it is my toe you know
The bit that's feeling numb
He said I'm just checking all your bits
And now I'll do your bum!

Finally he reached my toe
He wiggled it a bit
He ran those feathers up my legs
And said there's nothing wrong with it.

Well by this time I was hot
And sweating from the brow
My body tingled everywhere
My toe felt great somehow.

And when I left the office
My breathing coming quick
My toe it felt all tingly
Thanks to my neurologist.

Well I made another appointment
I feel a little shame
Cos I'm going back next week
So he can fix my toe again.

Janette Tickner

[moll]

That's a bit naughty, hedge :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Hedgehog]

I Wish I Was A Donut

I wish I was a donut
And get eaten every day
To stick on someone's fingers
In a most delightful way

I wish I was a donut
Sugar coated just for fun
Full and round for easy grip
And a hole to put your tongue

I wish I was a donut
Long and filled with custard cream
Delicious on the taste buds
A succulent silken dream

Therese

[moll]

Hedgehog wrote: I Wish I Was A Donut

I wish I was a donut
And get eaten every day
To stick on someone's fingers
In a most delightful way

I wish I was a donut
Sugar coated just for fun
Full and round for easy grip
And a hole to put your tongue

I wish I was a donut
Long and filled with custard cream
Delicious on the taste buds
A succulent silken dream

Therese

hehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're naughty :oops:

or maybe it's just me :oops:

[Hedgehog]

That For The Blokes

Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a part time job
To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrased
To make that thing behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes.

Author Unknown

[Hedgehog]

Young Men

Young Men are delicious,
Healthy, virile and strong,
With smooth skin, a firm fleshy *beep*,
And hair growing where it belongs.
Somewhere between adolescence and a mid-life crisis,
Young Men are out there looking for fun,
Throughout the passage of time the boy still exists,
In the Young Man, who's another woman's son.

Young Men are extremely sensitive,
And resent being referred to as boys,
They consider themselves quite mature,
Despite a continuing passion for toys,
As yet uncorrupted by the realities of life,
Hopefully Young Men will learn from their mistakes,
And not become negative or disillusioned,
To run without handicap in the Manhood Stakes.

Young Men don't make me feel maternal,
They have far too much Testosterone for that.
I sit poised to strike and observe them,
Like mice being stalked by a cat.
Oh yes, they'd make wonderful playmates,
Packages of tireless energy to be undone,
But guilt overwhelms me when I have thoughts of
With a woman of my own age's son.

Robyn Scott

[moll]

ooooooerrrrrrrrrrrr hedge :shock:

I would not have
A young man
Someone else can teach them
All they need to know
Smooth skin
And hairy chests
Do not matter to me.
I'm past all that.......
I have a son
And I would want him to discover
Everything he needs to know
From a woman
Who is also
A dicoverer.

[Hedgehog]

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