Hoss
Joined: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 2539
Location: Cairo, Egypt
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject: The Right Man! |
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> >>A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman
> >>asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry,
> >>three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...
> >>what'll it be?"
> >>
> >>The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
> >>East.
> >>
> >>See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
> >>other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
> >>vice-versa.
> >>It will bring about world peace and
>harmony."
> >>
> >>The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
> >>These
> >>countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
> >>after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not
> >>THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
> >>please be reasonable."
> >>
> >>The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
> >>able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and
> >>fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is
> >>good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all
> >>the time, and is faithful.
> >>That is what I wish for...a good
>man."
> >>
> >>The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking map
> >>again." |
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