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moll
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:05 am Post subject: The offside rule explained |
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The offside rule explained for girls
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and
which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing
them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
There you go........ |
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:26 am Post subject: |
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| Woman ...your MAD :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: |
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moll
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:36 am Post subject: |
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Hedgehog wrote: Woman ...your MAD :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I got that in an email, I thought it explained it quite well :cry: |
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Hedgehog
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:37 am Post subject: |
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| Let you off.................... :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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