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[Monica]

Did not see katrina today..

Me worried..

So me sent a couple of Private detectives to look for her..

They came back with different reports..

aaahhhh Men...You know what I mean!!!

[Monica]

And this report says she is...

[Monica]

And that report says she is...

[Eastern girl]

here is my report!!!! can u hear me?! she was with me: Our mission was finding a wedding dress!!!

[Katrina]

Thank you, Monica, and all for your concern. I did not go to India or Japan, though I would love to. I did not go skiing to Colorado, although I have not done so yet. I was supposed to to water ski on Lake George in upper state New York but stayed at home. My adventure started on Thursday night with the opening of Kabak, Russian supper club and Vodka Room owned by my school buddy. There I met with a bunhc of bright fellas from school talking about opportunities in India, China, fiscal policy, and political idiot Bush with heated discussions about coming presidential elections capping off the night with Putin Discoteque, wow, and stealing roses and Russian candy "Moskva" and "Red Hood".

Friday was the worst day of the decade. not to say I had quite a few reminders of Kabak time, but I made the worst possible errors at work. My manager's counterpart is very Republican as any manager of any 500 Fortune company in America. Anyway, although I do not vote in USA, he wanted me to check out the Republican convention and listen to their key speaker, GWB after Arnold and *beep*. It was idiotic crap, the stand up comedy. So the manager asked me:" So do you still want to wake up under the French flag instead of American?" (implying that Kerry, the democratic runner up, will ask French driven UN for major decisions, according to Republicans "defending ourselves", to the rest is to policing the world). Well, I said "I do not mind French flag, it almost looks like Russian". Even my Democratic boss did not like that, who is anti-Bush. so I said "Ok, I will marry a Republican and make 7 little Republicans, starting tomorrow and at lunch I will go picketing: "A republican wanted for voting, marriage, kids, and more votes. America is for America, not for the French". Well, this was too sarcastic for one manager, and not democratic enough for my manager. :roll:

But then eastern girl, I almost got married today to a very rich guy, but I changed my mind. I ran away in my wedding dress as I realized I did not love this rich Republican, he is not idealist enough for my taste, but I did love his two German automobiles (silver BMW convertible 2004 and white Mercedes) and most of all his little fishing trailer you see below. So I had a busy day, returning the dress and stealing his boat and cars. BTW, check this beauty out. Her name is "KAT". Regardless of what happens at work on Tuesday or on November 2nd, I have taken care of my future.

Screw them all!. Look at "KAT"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow my crew is coming, anybody who wants to sail is welcome! :lol:

[Monica]

WoW.......
Kat..such a nice post...I really like your sense of humour!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rich guy huh?
But you are so not materialistic..I understand!!
:wink:

[Katrina]

Monica wrote: WoW.......
Kat..such a nice post...I really like your sense of humour!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rich guy huh?
But you are so not materialistic..I understand!!
:wink:

oh, I am not materialistic AT ALL. I was under a lot of pressure :wink: :lol: This is not materialism, "these are just few of my favorite things" and then "I do not feel so badddddddddddddd" (singing :smt034) :lol: :wink:

Well, as you see this is a conspiracy against the Republican party. The rich old man will thank me one day. The days of the republicans are counted and the window of opportunity to transfer inheritance without heavy taxation is closing up. Me? Hey, I did not earn it, I do not care if Kerry increases income tax :wink:

P.S. Mon, I had to make up some story after all this attention. Thank you my fan club. The Sailing is on me. Hop on tomorrow

[Eastern girl]

kat ur post was so funny...ok it is sunny here so lets go sailing...i am almost ready!!! 8)

[BoBBoSS]

Kat,
i admit, i like your post and i like the way you are thinking, so mature , and so sensible, keep on girl , and i am sure u will have what u r dreaing of

[Sandra]

hey, girl, u didnt mention "KAT" when we were talkin' on the phone the other day!! whats up??? arent u gonna take me 4 a nice sailin' trip??

P.S. i guess u didnt lose the phone number of that former BMW owner, huh?))))) waitin')))))

[Katrina]

BoBBoSS wrote: Kat,
i admit, i like your post and i like the way you are thinking, so mature , and so sensible, keep on girl , and i am sure u will have what u r dreaming of

BoBBoSS, Thanks! Life is such that I am mature beyond my kindergarten years :wink: I am still a "first grader" in life. No regrets. I am tough :lol: 8) . The worst is over. Good is all ahead. All i have is a result of my own smarts, effort, belief in myself, chance, and strategy and a good implementation plan. :lol:

[Katrina]

Sandra wrote: hey, girl, u didnt mention "KAT" when we were talkin' on the phone the other day!! whats up??? arent u gonna take me 4 a nice sailin' trip??

P.S. i guess u didnt lose the phone number of that former BMW owner, huh?))))) waitin')))))

Sandra, it was Saturday when we talked. Days go by, rivers flow, people change..."KAT" became "KAT" on Sunday :wink: Before it used to be "RICH FAT CAT SYLVESTER" or something like "GOP", but the blue-eyed tweety bird sang very well so that, Sandra, not only I have his phone numbers but all his credit card numbers, mutual fund accounts, keys to his house and the bank safety box where jewelry sits. All his stock brokers are smitten and will execute my orders first thing in the morning before he reads his "Wall Street Journal", smokes his Cuban cigar "Fidel" and sips his double espresso served by "his" butler (a KGB friend of mine Vasya, he won't know the difference, trust me :twisted: ) with a slight touch of mint , just the way he likes it (poisoned, have heard women were best at it in history, poisoning men? :lol: :twisted: ). I am going to call you now and give one credit number, you can charge anything you want in Moscow, have fun "RUSSIAN WAY", baby. Get yourself anything your heart desires :smt049 pamper yourself because you are worth it

Special instructions for using the card, this will make his accountan's job easy and it will fly with no problem:

For "Payor", use: "Republican Convention Fund Raisers"

For type of expense, use: "Special interest: Russia"

For Memo, use: "From Russia with love. Forever yours, Natasha :twisted: "

For Signature use:"Shtirliz"

It will be an ugly world for the big rich fact cat to wake up. Such as life...But he said "Me casa is su casa (hehe, this is the only way Republicans show how they can ever relate to minorities and needy in America as to use fake Spanish, in truth, just to sell more stuff to them and keep them in blue collar jobs so we have "every day low prices", nobody cares about their education, never, ours would be worth less then). So let it be then :wink:

Sandra, all your friends are welcome. So charge a first class airfare with a limo and ocean of roses, champaigne, raspberry filled Napoleon torte to the airport, and fly over here. I am having a house warming party next weekend at his place, well, mine almost. We will do a lot "crying" for his lost soul as he approaches Pearly Gates. :wink: :twisted: Actually how about this? Bring the whole university, yours and Moscow State University, the smartest brains of Russia left. There will be enough space.. No worries, we are talking about a "few" floors in a skyscraper with best Chicago skyline views...The more the merrier...I will charter a whole plane, bring all your friends, ALL YE friends are welcome, re-group in Moscow 8) . US tour with best accomodations and service are guaranteed for all. Courtesy of the Republican Party. :wink: Thank our President. :wink: Send your "thank you" cards after the party directly to the White House. Osama will read them. No joke. he has been dating Jenna Bush, CNN said today. Yeah, and all the news channels said do not be surprised to wake up one morning and see that we and allies caught Osama Bin Laden, we are getting close :wink: . right.. We are not surprised, not at all :roll: we have not been drinking beer adn watching wrestling, Mr. President and yor Deputy *beep*, we have been thinking here

As for me: no cards please. oh, please, do not mention it. My pleasure.

P.S.

1. "Special interest" in American politics means when the govt is lobbied for a particular interest. For Republicans, a good example would be oil companies pushing their "special interest" across. They have huge deep pockets, so do not feel for my friend. On Democratic side: Trial lawyers nicknamed "ambulance chasers". Any questions?

2. BTW, truth is this is the largest tall ship from Seattle named "Europa", but I am having fun messing with you guys and gals.. On a serious note, will we ever have America the way it could be but not how it is?

That's all folks. For now. Bye.

[Katrina]

Eastern girl wrote: kat ur post was so funny...ok it is sunny here so lets go sailing...i am almost ready!!! 8)

Please, be my guest of honor! We shopped for wedding dresses after all :wink: . You have 3 weeks left, I have a whole lifetime to enjoy, so hop on the plane with everybody else. Hey, live and have fun while young and beautiful. Do not worry about packing. We will get you everything you want and need in Chicago, you will enjoy Magnificent Mile shopping (Michigan Avenue).

[Katrina]

Monica wrote: WoW.......
Kat..such a nice post...I really like your sense of humour!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rich guy huh?
But you are so not materialistic..I understand!!
:wink:

Miss, you owe a visit in Chicago, remember? :lol: Waiting and waiting. :roll: My sense of humor? you have seen nothing yet, Ma'm. Come and see me. You will die from laughing. Kat'ka. Shuttle from Canada with the best shtuff will be provided.

[Sandra]

Kat'ka, i'm slowly dyin' under my table with laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: plz, stop it, otherwise the whole moscow will b woken up)))))))))))))