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moll
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject: Books I HAVE to read |
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A competition to find the funniest book titles came up with these:
Knitting with Dog Hair
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America
Six Legged Sex: the erotic life of bugs :P
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself
What to Say When You Talk to Yourself (I'm getting that one :oops:
Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power (might get that one too :oops: )
Tattoed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan
People are weird........ |
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saffron
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
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Location: Orange, Calf. USA
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:40 am Post subject: ~~~ |
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| totally funny... wonder what Roughshod will have to say about it. He doesn't like humor. Oh maybe satire. I wonder what that dog looks like? :smt110 |
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Harrison
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Definitely the one knitting with dog hair!
I notice how small the font was on one particular one Moll. :lol: I did have to use the magnifying glass though to read your comments though! |
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moll
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Harrison wrote:
I notice how small the font was on one particular one Moll. :lol: I did have to use the magnifying glass though to read your comments though!
Harrison :cry: I wouldn't know what it said either, if I hadn't typed it myself :oops:
I must be getting old, I have to wear reading glasses for small print now......but I DO think they make me look quite brainy and intellectual
And I'm really quite glad I don't have big boobs, I really feel quite sorry for women who have them bcs it must be really hard to carry them around all day.........and also, when you get older, they start pointing the wrong way :P |
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moll
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| Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1051147/Bestsellers-aint-From-Tea-Bag-Folding-Knitting-Dog-Hair--Are-worlds-ludicrous-book-titles.html
I never used to know how to do that, post a link......but I do now 8) |
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saffron
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| Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:42 am Post subject: ~~~ |
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I am now reading 'A Wolf At the Table' by Augusten Burruoghs. I've read all of his novels. And I am looking for the recent Alice Hoffman novel.
My Library Thing |
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RoughShod
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Augusteyn buroughs should say you reading something of note saffron? Never heard of him, does he deal in phychotic phenomena, or a single woman's dreams to realize herself?
How about explaining what these authors say and do for you, because you by yourself are no attractive advert to engage with these authors writing |
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saffron
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| Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:21 am Post subject: ~~~ |
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| :puker: :puker: :pukel: :smt015 This person does not strike me as a person who reads much. :roll: |
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Hedgehog
Joined: 10 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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I am reading a very interesting book now....
It is called God is not Great .....by ...Christopher Hitchens.....
I highly recommend this before embracing ANY religion |
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moll
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| Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I am making my boobs bigger with the amazing power of my mind |
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RoughShod
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| Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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| if you dress in a very sexy nelgligee and a couple of drinks later Moll, your breasts would quite likely look inviting to me too ;) |
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RoughShod
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| Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Is Christopher Hitchens still alive Hedge?, if he is perhaps I should read the book too :) ( God is impressed with his writing?) |
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