Your Egypt

[saffron]

Why Dogs are Better than Men:
Dogs do not have problems expressing their affection in public
Dogs miss you when you are gone
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you
Dogs feel guilt when they have done something wrong
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with
Dogs don't criticize your friends
Dogs admit when they are jealous
Dogs are very direct about wanting to gout
Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch (and they never laff at how you throw)
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence
You can train a dog
Dogs are easy to buy for
Dogs are good with the kids
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams
Gorgeous dogs don't know they are gorgeous
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (ok, the really worst disease is rabies, but there's a vaccine for that and you get to kill the one that gives it you)
Dogs understand what no means
Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization
Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside
Dogs do not read at the table
Dogs think you (us women) are a culinary genius
You can force a dog to take a bath
Dogs don't correct your stories
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair
Donts aren't threatened by two women with short hair
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake
Dogs admit it when they're lost
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff
Dogs look at your eyes
Dogs like your size
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs
Dogs take care of their own needs
Dogs are colour blind
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do
and last but not least Dogs mean it when they kiss you!

a round of applause for woman's best friend THE DOG!

[RoughShod]

You have a lot of baggage behind you woman, when you start equating a dog better than a man. Don't start getting puppies soon, there enough world crises around without the added doggie factor

[moll]

RoughShod wrote: You have a lot of baggage behind you woman, when you start equating a dog better than a man. Don't start getting puppies soon, there enough world crises around without the added doggie factor

Come on, Roughshod........it's a JOKE :roll:

Well, some of it is........ :wink:

[saffron]

RoughShod wrote: You have a lot of baggage behind you woman, when you start equating a dog better than a man. Don't start getting puppies soon, there enough world crises around without the added doggie factor

Behind me? Actually I prefer kitties. I have a cute kitty, her name is Nala. I love her so much.